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Rottnest

Contrary to popular belief Rottnest was not named after the rat like creatures that inhabit the island it was named after the fact that your bank account rots every time you go there.

Perfect for drinking in Rottnest:
Gage Roads Pinky's Sunset Cider Cans 330mL 6 Pack

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Swan Valley

Contrary to popular belief, 98% of tourists that visit Swan Valley wanted to head further south, they also shop on Temu.

Perfect for drinking in the Swan Valley:
Nikola Estate Shiraz

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Fremantle

Contrary to popular belief, Fremantle isn’t quirky—it’s just deeply allergic to shampoo and employment.

Perfect for drinking in Fremantle:
Republic of Fremantle Aromatic Gin

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Margaret River

Contrary to popular belief, Margaret River is the world’s most populous region of Puffer Vests.

Perfect for drinking in Margaret River:
Vasse Felix Filius Chardonnay, or Filius Cabernet Sauvignon

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Broome

Contrary to popular belief, The City of Broome has installed 100s of roundabouts in an attempt to confuse tourists into visiting Cable Beach again.

Perfect for drinking in Broome:
Matso's Vodka Lemon Lime Crush 4.5% Cans 330mL 10 pack, or Matso's Alcoholic Ginger Beer 3.5% Cans 330mL 10 pack

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Perth City

Contrary to popular belief, the word Perth was derived from the English words Poo and Earth and
it’s the only place where you can walk through the CBD at lunchtime and still hear a leaf hit the pavement.

Perfect for drinking in Perth:
Swan Draught Cans or Bottles 375mL 24 pack

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